I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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