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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
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just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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