Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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