I CAN MOONWALK!
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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