here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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