okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I just want to make out with him forever
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
wow bdsm is so cute
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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