you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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