Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
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I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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