Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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