she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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