Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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