how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Randomize
