I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
