That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Farmville is her only friend.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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