what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
soo... how was my night?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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