CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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