You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
it's like heaven, but drunker
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
How naked do you want me to be?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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