I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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