Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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