Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
