had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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