No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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