Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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