guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
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Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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