Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
More tranny stories later!
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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