The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize
