if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
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Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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