We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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