I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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