i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Randomize
