I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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