Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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