Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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