Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
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What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
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I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.