i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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