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(608): View more from Wisconsin

From behind she looks like Richard Simmons

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(575): View more from New Mexico

I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.

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(361): View more from Texas

I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.

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(646): View more from New York

congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism

(917): View more from New York City

cool. same. I'm in class drinking

(646): View more from New York

NOT OKAY

(917): View more from New York City

sorry for partying

(646): View more from New York

THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS

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(479): View more from Arkansas

The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...

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(309): View more from Illinois

I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.

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