I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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