I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
that is very illegal...i love you.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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