Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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