Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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