i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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