i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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