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Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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