Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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