sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Someone signed my nipple.
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