is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I know her cup size but not her name....
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