But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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