This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Are we still banned from the library?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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