I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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