hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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