i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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