If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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