well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You need a sexual gate keeper
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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